HER: “So, I have these really obnoxious students who are always poking fun at a kid who supposedly had a hot dog shoved in his ass at a party one night.”
ME: “Er, what? Was he drunk?”
HER: “Yeah, that’s what they say. And they call the kid ‘Penetration’. I mean, it IS sort of funny, but it’s really inappropriate and I think it bothers the supposed victim.”
(An awkward, thirty-second long silence ensues.)
HER: “It must have been an all-beef hot dog. A turkey dog would have broken off immediately.”
ME: “…”
HER: “All-beef.”
ME: “Jesus.”
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